Wife receives a divorce letter from husband

Dear Wife, I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you for good. I’ve been a good man to you in our 7 years of marriage & I have nothing to show for it.

These last 2 weeks have been tough for me. Your boss notified me that you quit your job today & that was just too much to bear any longer.Last week, you came home & didn’t even notice I had a new haircut, had cooked your favorite meal & even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers.You ate in 2 minutes, & went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps. You don’t tell me you love me anymore; you don’t want sex or anything that connects us as husband & wife.Either you’re cheating on me or you don’t love me anymore; whatever the case, It’s over and I am leaving.Your EX-Husband P.S. don’t try to find me. Your SISTER & I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life! Dear Ex-Husband, Believe me, nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It’s definitely true that you & I have been married for the past 7 years, although a good man is a far cry from what you’ve been.I watch my TV shows so much because they drown out your constant whining & griping, although that doesn’t seem to work.I definitely noticed your haircut last week, but the 1st thing that came to mind was ‘You look just like a girl!’ And since my mother raised me not to say anything if you can’t say something nice, I decided not to comment.And when you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY SISTER, because I stopped eating pork 7 long years ago.About those new silk boxers: I turned away from you because the $49.99 price tag was still on them, & I prayed it was a coincidence that my sister had just borrowed $50 from me that morning.After all of this, I still loved you & felt we could make this work. So when I hit the lotto for 10 million dollars, I quit my job & bought us 2 tickets to Jamaica. But when I got home you were gone.Everything happens for a reason, I guess. I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer said that the letter you wrote ensures you won’t get a dime from me. So take care.Signed, Your Ex-Wife, Rich As Hell & Free!
P.S. I don’t know if I ever told you this, but my sister Carla was born Carl. I hope that’s not a problem!Please share this story with your friends and family if you think it was funny.

Related articles

REVOLUTIONIZING STROKE DETECTION!” Elon Musk’s Neuralink unveils a groundbreaking $120 device that detects strokes before symptoms appear, potentially saving millions of lives. What do you think about this innovative technology?

In a world where seconds can mean the difference between life and death, the early detection of medical emergencies is nothing short of revolutionary. Today, tech titan…

Adam Lambert Shocks the Music World by Refusing Elon Musk’s $500 Million Tesla Deal! What is the reason behind it?

In an era where celebrity endorsements often blur the line between artistry and advertising, Adam Lambert—the electrifying singer who first captured global attention on American Idol—has sent…

TESLA PI PHONE 2026: Get Ready for a Smartphone Revolution! Elon Musk Reveals 7 Groundbreaking Features, Including One That Could Redefine Mobile Technology.

In an electrifying late-night livestream on Tuesday, Elon Musk stunned the tech world by unveiling what he boldly called “the most disruptive consumer technology Tesla has ever…

The Musk Family Compound: Inside Elon Musk’s $35 Million Texas Oasis. The unique features of Elon Musk’s Texas compound, designed to foster creativity, innovation, and family bonding among his 11 children.

In a move that has stunned both real estate insiders and the tech world, Elon Musk has quietly snapped up a sprawling $35 million compound deep in…

A HEARTWARMING GESTURE: Elon Musk’s Visit to His Old High School Takes an Emotional Turn as He Surprises 79-Year-Old Janitor with a Life-Changing Gift!

In a moment that has captured the hearts of millions online, billionaire entrepreneur Elon Musk returned to his alma mater last Friday—bringing with him a surprise that…

Elon Musk thinks surgical robots may surpass many human procedures in accuracy—exciting, worrying, or both?

Never one to shy away from controversy, Elon Musk has once again set the internet ablaze, boldly claiming that robots will soon surpass even the most skilled…