A boss arrives at the office in the morning with his pants’ zipper undone. The secretary, unsure how to address it directly, approaches him:
“Boss, this morning when you left home, did you close the garage door?”
The phrase didn’t quite enlighten him, so he entered his office a bit puzzled.
Later, while sitting at his desk, he notices his zipper is undone. Realizing the secretary’s subtle hint, he decides to tease her a little. He calls her into his office to bring him coffee and asks:
“When you saw the garage door open, did you also see my Jaguar?”
The secretary, smiling, replies:
“No, boss. All I saw was a Mini with two deflated tires.”